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UK News
Pop King Jailed For Preying On Young Boys[more]
Gordon Brown Says Tony Blair is his mate[more]
Amateur rocket builder Steve Bennett Plans to make first ever private space flight[more]
friendsreunited.co.uk To be adapted into new TV series[more]
Tony Blair Can`t spell "tomorrow"[more]
Headteacher Davina Lloyd "Ecstatic" as her comprehensive tops GCSE league tables[more]
Royal Mail Launches Santa webcam[more]
World News
Bush And Bin Laden Fight To The Death[more]
Zimbabwe National Network for People Living with HIV/Aids (ZNNP) Says six cabinet ministers are being treated for AIDS[more]
Housebound 94-year-old Ottilie Lundgren Dies from inhalation anthrax[more]
Australian Ballet Pose topless for FHM magazine[more]
Sport
Gunners Make It Six Of The Worst[more]
Professional Footballers` Association (PFA) Is "pathetic" says Leyton Orient chairman[more]
Entertainment
Actress Charlotte Coleman Buried at private funeral[more]
Radio One DJ Horrace Pinnock (aka DJ Village) Dies in Yardie-style shooting [more]
The BBC Cancel plans to put Delboy Trotter on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire[more]
JK Rowling Buys £600k Highland getaway[more]
Miami Airport[more]
Walking With Beasts[more]
Live UEFA Cup Football[more]
Jennifer Lopez Demands nine dressing rooms for appearance on Parkinson show[more]
Natalie Imbruglia Angers consumers with new piracy-proof CD[more]
U2 Top all-time best album poll[more]

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