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UK News
The Queen Buys an iPod[more]
Gordon Brown Vetoes design of depressing new 50p piece[more]
Headteacher Marilyn Warden Bans girls from wearing skirts[more]
Child abuse expert Professor Sir Roy Meadow Breached his duties as a medical witness, disciplinary hearing is told[more]
Tony Blair Apologises for mispayments by tax credits system[more]
Public health minister Caroline Flint Says network of informers will report violations of ban on smoking in the workplace[more]
Bonhams Sells chimp`s paintings for £14,400[more]
Journalist Nick Robinson Appointed BBC`s political editor[more]
Lawyer Richard Phillips Quits job over "Ketchupgate" scandal[more]
Works and Pensions Minister Margaret Hodge Tells redundant Rover workers to get a job at Tesco[more]
Healthcare Commission Launches inquiry after 13 die from hospital superbug Clostridium difficile[more]
Lady Seversham Serves tea to bikers at 4am after "wall of water" engulfs 13,000-acre grounds[more]
World News
Advertising executive Christian Boros To turn Nazi air-raid shelter into luxurious penthouse[more]
Neuroscientist Dr Gert Holstege Says brain scans show "deactivation of large parts of the brain" when women reach orgasm[more]
Saddam Hussein Likes Cheetos and Raisin Bran, US captors reveal[more]
Swimsuit manufacturer FMR Launches disposable swimwear for less than a fiver[more]
Sport
Disgraced swimmer Michelle Smith de Bruin In the running for Ireland`s Greatest Woman award[more]
British Lions Beat Southland 16-26[more]
Teenage golfer Michelle Wie Is one win away from place in the Masters[more]
Entertainment
Director Christopher Nolan Has made the best batman movie yet, says critic[more]
TV presenter Jayne Middlemiss Wins Celebrity Love Island grand prize[more]
Glastonbury 2005[more]
The Girl in the Café[more]
A Picture of Britain[more]
Is This The Worst Weather Ever?[more]
Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned[more]
Dog Soldiers[more]
House[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 23-06-05 [more]

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