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UK News
"Mad Dog" Adair Back In Jail[more]
egg Believed to be victim of Britain`s first internet bank robbery[more]
Altavista.co.uk Criticised by BT and Oftel over unmetered internet access debacle[more]
Richard Branson Expected to lose bid for National Lottery[more]
Butcher Julian St Quinton Blackmailed wife Samantha with videotape of her having group sex, court is told[more]
Comedienne Francesca Martinez Wins Daily Telegraph Open Mic Award[more]
Brad Pitt Spends a night at the dog track with Vinnie Jones[more]
Guy Ritchie Says Madonna and baby are doing fine[more]
Big Brother housemates Nominate Craig, Thomas, Anna and Darren for eviction[more]
Big Brother housemate Claire "Romps" under the duvet with Craig for 30 minutes[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Says women are "queuing up to bed him"[more]
Starstruck[more]
The Lipstick Years[more]
Cousins[more]
World News
Putin`s Leadership In Question On Day Of Mourning[more]
Al Gore Is neck-and-neck with George W Bush in polls[more]
Three `neo-Nazis` Accused of horrific racist murder[more]
The United Nations Attack Britain`s record for racial violence[more]
Murder victim Lucie Blackman Disappearance linked to mystery suicide[more]
Federation of American Scientists Says Israel may have made up to 200 nuclear weapons[more]
Three million starving After two month drought[more]
Sport
Ipswich Hold Out Against United[more]
Arsenal `bad boy` Patrick Vieira Threatens to quit English football[more]
Chelsea Lose 0-2 to Bradford City[more]
Mike Tyson Fined £125,000 by British Boxing Board of Control[more]

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