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UK News
Please Help Me, Mr Blair[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Says Liberal Democrats are the new Opposition Party[more]
13 year-old runaway Laura Rhodes Wrote heartbreaking letter before committing suicide, says father[more]
Pro-hunting protestor Lucy Ferry Pledges fight to bring government down[more]
Economic and Social Research Council Says teenage girls are more likely to smoke than boys[more]
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Straw`s Anger Over Cat Ban[more]
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Sport
Carling Cup Round-Up[more]
Rangers Beat Aberdeen 0-2[more]
Bobby Robson Offered job at Real Madrid[more]
Entertainment
TV chef Jamie Oliver Charges £5 for beans on toast at charity restaurant Fifteen[more]
Coronation Street star Johnny Briggs Denies report that he has been sacked[more]
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy Team up to make low-budget movie[more]
Radio Times Names 10 best films never to win an Oscar[more]
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