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UK News
IRA Forced Into Imminent Disarmament[more]
Foster parents Simon and Michelle McWilliam Jailed for eight years for child cruelty[more]
Kelloggs Defends accusation that cereal bars are "full of fats and sugar"[more]
Tony Blair Says "This is not a video game" as ground troops prepare for action[more]
British Airways Reports successful transatlantic Concorde flight from Heathrow[more]
South Yorkshire Police Warn female students after girl`s "two-day rape ordeal"[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Unveils blueprint for post-Taliban Afghan government[more]
The Environment Agency Puts 11 areas on floodwatch as downpour continues[more]
World News
Anthrax Claims Two More Lives[more]
74 year-old circumcision patient Willy Harms Wins £2,500 damages from careless doctor[more]
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani Invites children of victims to remembrance service at World Trade Centre[more]
The Pentagon Says bombing raids will make way for Northern Alliance[more]
FBI Says it may use truth serum on al-Qa`ida suspects[more]
Sport
Des Moves To A Late-Night Res[more]
Sunderland Lose 2-0 to Middlesbrough[more]
Paul Lawrie Wins Dunhill Links Championship[more]
Leeds United defender Michael Duberry Accused of "dogged lying, persistent lying"[more]
Entertainment
The National Television Awards[more]
Live Champions League[more]
Animal Hospital[more]
The Volcano That Blew A World Away[more]
Judy Finnigan Snubs TV awards show after last year`s "boob"[more]

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