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UK News
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire `Cheats` Arrested[more]
Tony Blair Sets out his vision for single currency[more]
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) Urges consumers not to buy a new fridge[more]
Amateur rocket builder Steve Bennett Successfully launches unmanned test rocket[more]
Scottish education minister Jack McConnell Becomes Scotland`s First Minister[more]
The Labour Party Wins by-election with reduced majority[more]
Sex shop chain Coco de Mer Launches ad campaign showing women at moment of orgasm[more]
World News
Tank Shell Kills Five Schoolboys[more]
Afghan freedom fighters Northern Alliance May massacre foreign Taliban fighters as Kunduz falls[more]
Pope John Paul II Apologises to victims of sexual abuse by Catholic clergy[more]
Victoria`s Secret Unveil diamond bra with £9million price tag[more]
Nuclear scientist Magali Guillemot Loses appeal in baby murder case[more]
Sport
Ipswich Take The Advantage Against Euro Giants[more]
Leeds United Beat Grasshoppers 1-2 in UEFA Cup third round[more]
Celtic Lose 1-0 to Valencia in UEFA Cup third round[more]
Professional Footballers` Association (PFA) Threatened with injunction over players` strike[more]
Entertainment
Madonna Says Guy doesn`t like her to show her "raspberries"[more]
Mike Baldwin And Me[more]
Band Of Brothers[more]
Have I Got News For You[more]

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