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UK News
Republican Revolt Over Queen Camilla[more]
Delivery driver Simon Murden Shot dead by police after driving wrong way down A63[more]
20 year-old skydiver Stephen Hilder Died "unique and mysterious" death, says coroner[more]
DJ Anthony Holder Says Beast of Sydenham mauled him in back garden[more]
Michael Howard Says Conservative government would hold Commons vote on abortion time limit[more]
Marcus Ellis, Michael Gregory, Nathan Martin and Rodrigo Simms Sentenced to life for drive-by shooting of Charlene Ellis and Letisha Shakespeare[more]
18 year-old Carl Murphy Boasts about £567,000 compensation for injury sustained during burglary[more]
Association of Chief Police Officers in England and Wales (ACPO) Launches automatic number plate recognition scheme to crack down on car crime[more]
College of Bishops of the Scottish Episcopal Church Says it welcomes gay priests[more]
36 hour-old baby Luke Day Dies of MRSA bug[more]
19 year-old killer Peter Williams Convicted of murdering Nottingham jeweller Marian Bates during armed robbery[more]
Office for National Statistics Says hamsters "have burrowed into the nation`s shopping baskets"[more]
World News
Red Lake`s Angel of Death[more]
Director of public protection Patxi Fernández To coat streets with non-slip chemical during Bull Run[more]
Chemistry professor George Fisher Says there is scientific proof that oysters are aphrodisiacs[more]
Interior Ministry spokesman Sabah Kadhim Says police commandos have killed 85 militants in rebel training camp[more]
Paedophile Robert Excell To be deported to Britain[more]
Brain-damaged 41 year-old Terri Schiavo Has feeding tube removed at husband`s request[more]
BP Says 14 died in oil rig explosion[more]
Sport
Charges Against Chelsea Stack Up[more]
George Best Calls for all-Ireland football team[more]
Wayne Rooney Accused of punching student in nightclub scuffle[more]
Manchester United chief executive David Gill Says Sir Alex Ferguson is "sackable"[more]
Entertainment
TV presenter Gail Porter Recovering from drug overdose[more]
Michael Jackson Weeps in court complaining of back pain[more]
Ewan McGregor Plays heroic wartime pigeon in holiday animation Valiant[more]
Rapper Nasir Jones, aka Nas Bundled off stage by minders after shots are fired during gig[more]
Ricky Gervais Says he turned down £5million deal because he didn`t want to be "the BBC`s bitch"[more]
TV chef Jamie Oliver Puts pressure on government with Feed Me Better petition[more]

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