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UK News
Branson`s Chance To Win Lottery[more]
Schoolgirls Surge ahead of boys in GCSE results[more]
egg Helps police to foil internet bank robbers[more]
Sussex police Display copy of Sarah Payne`s blue dress as reward reaches £150,000[more]
Terrorist Johnny `Mad Dog` Adair Says government has made him a scapegoat[more]
ITV Wins right of appeal against Independent Television Commission order to restore News At Ten[more]
Anthea Turner Marries her fiance Grant Bovey in secret[more]
Butcher Julian St Quinton Had sex with his mother-in-law, video blackmail jury is told[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Attends Snatch movie premiere[more]
Big Brother housemate Thomas Is a local hero back home in village of Greencastle[more]
`Voice of Big Brother` Marcus Bentley Says Nasty Nick is really "nice but dim"[more]
Brad Pitt Threatened with arrest by police at Snatch premiere[more]
Child actor Daniel Radcliffe Says friends are jealous that he has won prized Harry Potter movie role[more]
Friends[more]
Playing the Field[more]
Lammar`s Attacks[more]
World News
Airbus Crash Kills 143[more]
State family planning officials Drown baby in front of its parents to enforce "one-child" law[more]
Woody Allen Adopts second baby[more]
Italian newspaper Libero "Names and shames" paedophiles[more]
President Vladimir Putin Verbally abused by widows of Kursk submariners in six-hour showdown[more]
NASA Assist in development of SoloTrek personal flying machine[more]
Sport
Arsenal Boss Faces Twelve-Match Ban[more]
Tim Henman To face Spaniard Fernando Vicente in first round US Open[more]
Sunderland Lose 2-4 to Manchester City[more]
Leeds United Qualify for Champions` League with 0-1 victory over 1860 Munich[more]
Derby County Lose 3-2 to Newcastle United in front of record crowd[more]

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