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UK News
Tory Human Rights Plan Backfires[more]
Sun reporter Anthony France Smuggles fake bomb on to holiday airliner[more]
The BBC To introduce radical new look for TV weather[more]
Health charity Developing Patient Partnerships Says missed GP appointments cost the NHS £162million per year[more]
Skydiver Christy McKenzie Survives two mile fall after her reserve parachute fails[more]
Fifteen British tourists Injured as horse-drawn carriage overturns on glacier[more]
World News
Gene Fears Over Marathon Mouse[more]
George W Bush Calls for ban on adverts knocking rival`s Vietnam record[more]
Environment Minister Miskhat Moumin Escapes assassination attempt after being targeted by car bomb[more]
`Legendary` drug smuggler Gilberto Higuera Guerrero Arrested after US put $2m price on his head[more]
Pilgrim Kailashgiri Brahmachari Nears halfway mark of 17-year bid to carry his blind mother around India[more]
Sport
Golden Kelly Lifts The Nation[more]
Southampton manager Paul Sturrock Leaves club "by mutual consent" after fewer than six months[more]
Newcastle FC chairman Freddy Shepherd Offers Everton £20m for Wayne Rooney[more]
Entertainment
Anthea Turner Dumped as cancer charity`s celebrity patron for "raising no money"[more]
Gordon Ramsay Slammed by TV watchdog for blasphemy[more]
Olympic Grandstand[more]
When Michael Portillo Became a Single Mum [more]
NY-LON [more]
Six Feet Under [more]

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