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UK News
Blunkett To Make ID Cards Compulsory[more]
Minister for Europe Peter Hain Urges left-wingers to support military strikes[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Criticises Blair and Bush for inflammatory language[more]
Motorist Carol Coleman Accidentally drives home in wrong car after shopping trip[more]
Child health expert Prof David Elliman Warns parents that alternative to MMR vaccine could be dangerous[more]
Ulster Unionist leader, David Trimble Accuses Tony Blair of reneging on commitment to Good Friday Agreement[more]
Prince William Arrives at university[more]
World News
US Aims To Topple Taliban[more]
Taliban Claim to have downed US spy plane[more]
FBI Uncover plot to use crop dusters in germ terror attack[more]
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani Leads 60,000 mourners in A Prayer for America[more]
Bill Clinton Says he authorised assassination of Osama bin Laden in 1998[more]
Army surplus store owner Gary Hugo Says he has sold 2,000 gas masks in two weeks[more]
Sport
Leeds Go Top With Late Kewell Double[more]
Golfer Sergio Garcia Wins Lancome Trophy[more]
Newcastle United Lose 3-0 to West Ham United[more]
Entertainment
Billy Connolly Says that he was sexually abused by his father[more]
Toy shop The Entertainer Bans "occult" Harry Potter toys[more]
Sir Elton John Says he fancies girls[more]
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Coupling[more]
The Six Wives Of Henry VIII[more]
Murphy`s Law[more]
Tell It To Me Straight[more]
ITV Withdraws controversial episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire[more]
Readers of Empire magazine Says Star Wars is all-time greatest film[more]

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