Things to do at wtps.co.uk
 
 
 Get news by email
Quick and easy sign-up: you just tell us your address
 
 FREE DOWNLOAD
Get the utterly hilarious WTPS screensaver
 
 Free Newsfeed
Add WTPS to your site: requires no programming!
 
 Newsbot Game
Obey the Newsbot. Bleep. Put yourself in the headlines with this comedy news generator.
 
 Advertise
Sponsor our daily email or place a banner on this site.
 
 Link to WTPS
How to add a link from your own home page to ours.
 
 Contact us
Drop us a line. We'd love to hear from you.
 
 

UK News
Hostage`s Mother Pleads For Mercy[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Says Iraq war will be central to Lib Dem election campaign[more]
Northern Ireland secretary Paul Murphy Announces judicial inquiry into Finucane murder[more]
Housewife Anne Humphries Inherits £1million Shakespeare book from cousin she never met[more]
Public health minister Melanie Johnson Urges parents to trust MMR as uptake drops to all-time low[more]
EasyJet Shares fall to all-time low[more]
World News
Ovarian Transplant Patient Gives Birth[more]
Bill Gates Named world`s richest man[more]
Environment Minister Martin Cullen Considers tax on chewing gum[more]
Interim prime minister Iyad Allawi Says free and fair Iraqi elections will go ahead as planned[more]
Marine biologist Prof Angel Guerra Says oil firms are killing giant squid[more]
Sport
FA Denies Real Madrid Bid[more]
England midfielder Nicky Butt Banned for three games for attack on Hapoel Bnei Sakhnin skipper Abas Suan[more]
Liverpool In takeover talks with Hollywood movie producers[more]
Michael Schumacher Gets hero`s welcome at new grand prix circuit[more]
Roy Keane Denies assault on teenager[more]
Paralympic gold medalist Tanni Grey Thompson Wins 100m gold medal at Paralympics[more]
Entertainment
Sir Elton John Lashes out after being mobbed by photographers[more]
Britney Spears Admits her marriage might not be legal[more]
Marlon Brando Had his ashes mingled with those of his gay lover, says son[more]
The BBC Scraps controversial cartoon series starring Ruby Wax as the Pope[more]
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross[more]
Kiss of the Dragon[more]
Lucky Break[more]
Dirty Filthy Love[more]
Bremner, Bird and Fortune[more]

What The Papers Say is delivered to thousands of readers every morning by web, WAP and email. Sign up today!

Hi there,
my name is Jenny. I'm your WTPS news reader. I choose the top stories from Britain's online newspapers every morning to help you make up your own mind about the day's news.
 

Sponsored by

Action Experience
Driving Experience
Flying Experience
Pampering Experience
UK Lingerie Shopping Guide
Digital Camera Bargain Finder
Sunny Day Travel
and
Gifts and Gadgets

Brought to you by
inframes.com ltd