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UK News
Charles: `Diana Would Have Been Pleased`[more]
The Labour Party Wins all three by-elections[more]
Tony Blair Hits out at Daily Mail for branding Chief of the Defence Staff as "Tony`s crony"[more]
Commons Public administration select committee Says plan to compensate for SERPS misinformation is a "cheat`s charter"[more]
David and Jonathan Dimbleby To host presidential-style TV election debates between Hague and Blair[more]
Big Brother housemate Craig Launches annual police drink-drive campaign[more]
Food Standards Agency Steps up BSE checks on French beef imports[more]
Chief inspector of railways Victor Coleman Says privatisation is to blame for poor safety record[more]
Jewellers Asprey & Garrard Sell the most expensive christmas cracker in the world[more]
World News
Court Setback For Gore Campaign[more]
The Foreign Office Urges ex-patriot Britons to be cautious after car bomb injured four[more]
Simon Wiesenthal Centre Demands closure of concentration camp "disco"[more]
Yasser Arafat Accuses Israel of invading Palestinian territories[more]
Sport
Magnificent Liverpool Denied At Last Minute[more]
Rangers Sign striker Tore Andre Flo from Chelsea for £12million[more]
Richard Burns Behind team-mate Juha Kankkunen in first stage of Rally of Great Britain[more]
Entertainment
Friends[more]
Conquistadors[more]
Catherine Cookson`s A Dinner of Herbs[more]
Actress Amanda Barrie Says she is quitting Coronation Street[more]
The Beatles Top the album charts with best-of CD 1[more]
Oscar Wilde Did not really die from syphilis, says historian[more]
Radiohead Win top award at UK Online Music Awards[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Injunction against Hello magazine overturned[more]

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