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UK News
Terror Issue Will Dominate Election[more]
Department of the Environment Says it does not have a duty to clear "mountain" of 120,000 fridges[more]
Abusive parents David Askew and Sarah Whittaker Sentenced to seven years for five counts of cruelty to twin babies[more]
Media analyst group Carat Christens 39 to 50 year-olds the Generation Joneses[more]
World News
The Streets Will Give An Answer[more]
Jewellery designer Diana Duyser Sells partially-eaten 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich for £15,000[more]
Lifeguard Rob Howes Says dolphins saved his family from 10ft great white shark[more]
Channel Two TV Broadcasts tape of soldier acknowledging shooting of unarmed 13 year-old girl[more]
Sport
Triumph At Ferguson`s 1,000th Game[more]
Zimbabwe Cricket Bans British media from cricket tour[more]
Liverpool Lose 1-0 to Monaco in Champions` League Group A[more]
Entertainment
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Ozzy Osbourne Offers £100,000 reward for return of stolen jewellery[more]
The BBC Announces christmas TV schedule[more]
Chris Evans To host Brit Awards in comeback attempt[more]
Janet Street-Porter Braves pit of pythons in I`m a Celebrity challenge[more]
Keith Floyd Banned from driving for 32 months after being caught three-and-a-half times over the limit[more]

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