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UK News
Town Hall Too Common For Her Majesty[more]
20 year-old council worker Mark Young Killed in sledging accident[more]
30 year-old machinist Paul Dyson Charged with murder of missing girlfriend Joanne Nelson[more]
Office for Standards in Education (Ofsted) Says a third of primary school classes are failing literacy targets[more]
District councillor Sarah Townrow Defends Cornish town`s charity "darkie day"[more]
Soham Killer Ian Huntley`s ex-girlfriend Maxine Carr Granted lifelong anonymity[more]
Food Standards Agency Orders supermarkets to withdraw hundreds of contaminated products[more]
BNP chairman Nick Griffin Says Tories are "moving in on our turf"[more]
City & Guilds Say hairdressers are happiest in their work[more]
World News
Bush Takes Putin Down a Peg[more]
Pope John Paul II Has emergency tracheotomy[more]
Rock band Beasts of Satan Killed two band members and buried them in woods, court is told[more]
Corporal Daniel Kenyon Found guilty of abusing Iraqi civilians[more]
Dental health researcher Dr Kazue Yamagishi Invents toothpaste that fixes cavities[more]
Sport
European Football Round-Up[more]
England Rugby Team Forced to leave poisoned Lewis Moody in hospital as they prepare for Ireland game[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Name their third son Cruz[more]
Roger Federer Plays warm-up game with Andre Agassi on 700ft high helipad[more]
Southampton Draw 0-0 with West Bromwich Albion[more]
Arsenal winger José Antonio Reyes Banned for three games over violent conduct in FA Cup fifth-round tie against Sheffield United[more]
Entertainment
Rock star Pete Doherty Wins court`s leave to play one-off gig[more]
Singer Edwyn Collins Taken seriously ill with brain haemorrhage[more]
Jack Osbourne Says thief robbed him of jewellery worth £200,000[more]
Eamonn Holmes Says he is quitting GMTV after 12 years[more]
eBay: Money For Old Rope? [more]
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy [more]
Kidnapped [more]
Fargo [more]
Match of the Day Live [more]
What the Ancients Did for Us [more]
Groundhog Day / Stripes[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 25-02-05 [more]

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