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UK News
Blair Takes Blame For Petrol Crisis[more]
Cancer Research Campaign Says lung cancer kills more women than breast cancer[more]
Asda To share £42million handout with staff in Walmart takeover[more]
Princess Diana`s former secretary Patrick Jephson Publishes controversial book Shadows of a Princess[more]
North Hampshire Hospitals NHS Trust Set up helpline for couples in missing embryo scandal[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Likely to be charged with conspiracy to influence trial[more]
Dirty Tricks[more]
Extreme Lives[more]
Louis Theroux`s Weird Weekends[more]
World News
Violence Feared In Yugoslav Election[more]
George W Bush Halts decline in popularity after Gore is caught "misleading Americans"[more]
Professor Wolfgang Sippell Says use of disposable nappies is linked to infertility in men[more]
Two year-old Lisa Hoffman Rescued after ten days adrift at sea[more]
Sport
Lewis Wins Gold Despite Agonising Injury[more]
World shot put champion CJ Hunter Tested positive for nandrolone and testosterone[more]
British Olympic sailing team Win silver medal in 49er skiff[more]
British Olympic rowing eight Win gold medal[more]
Michael Schumacher Wins American grand prix[more]
Everton Draw 1-1 with Leicester[more]
Entertainment
Big Brother housemate Craig Makes triumphant homecoming appeal for Down`s syndrome girl[more]
Liam Gallagher Granted divorce from Patsy Kensit[more]
Carol Vorderman Splits with second husband Paddy King[more]
`Posh Spice` Cancels fashion show appearance due to meningitis brain bug scare[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 25-09-00 [more]

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