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UK News
Blair: Bin Laden Will Not Get Out Alive[more]
Labour Party Chairman Sir John Reid Promises "rolling programmme of normalisation" as army posts are dismantled[more]
Crown Prosecution Service Says no one will be prosecuted over Paddington rail crash[more]
Landlord Abbas Dadgarnejad Jailed for seven years for rape of sleepwalker[more]
Morrisons Kick-starts supermarket petrol price war[more]
Oxford University Press Publishes Dictionary of Weird and Wonderful Words[more]
The Audit Commission Says hospital emergency waiting times are on the increase[more]
World News
Tunnel Crash Claims Ten Lives[more]
Microsoft Launches Windows XP[more]
American Airlines Announces losses of almost $1 billion[more]
Russian newspaper Kommersant Unravels the mystery of "Tsar`s finger"[more]
Terrorist Osama bin Laden Bought anthrax by mail order, says former follower[more]
Consumer association Codacons Says losing your mobile phone can cause sexual problems[more]
Sport
Arsenal Follow United Into Elite Phase[more]
Liverpool Draw 1-1 with Boavista in Champions` League Group B[more]
Ipswich Town Stage late comeback to draw 3-3 with Southampton[more]
Entertainment
Ben Kingsley Wins Best Actor award at British Independent Film Awards[more]
Kate Adie Accuses BBC of only employing women "for their looks"[more]
Peak Practice[more]
Attachments[more]
Talking Heads 2[more]
Victoria Wood`s Sketch Show Story[more]
Tom Conti To be voice of Andy Pandy in BBC revival[more]
Cilla Black Blamed for demise of ITV sports show[more]

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