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UK News
"Cabinet Bruiser" Takes On Schools Challenge[more]
Dr Marten`s To move manufacture of "iconic British footwear" to China[more]
German condom manufacturer Condomi To pay UK students to "road test" products[more]
Amateur fossil hunter Nigel Armstrong Stumbles on new species of prehistoric reptile[more]
Irate diner Maxwell James Sentenced after breaking into restaurant "to find HP sauce"[more]
The Food Commission Calls for removal of additives from children`s drinks after "tantrum" links[more]
The Food Commission Calls for removal of additives from children`s drinks after "tantrum" links[more]
World News
Relief As Snipers Finally Snared[more]
President Vladimir Putin Says he will not give in to theatre terrorists[more]
Four Zimbabwean militants Killed white farmer and drank his blood, court hears[more]
Sport
Window Cleaner Polishes Off Sorry England[more]
Arsenal `bad boy` Patrick Vieira Fined £25,000 for abusing referee[more]
Tim Henman Recovers from disastrous opening set to beat NIcolas Escude[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams "Has a pop" at Geri Haliwell on new album[more]
Caroline Aherne Has split up writing partnership with Craig Cash, say friends[more]
Victoria Wood Splits with husband Geoffrey Durham after 22 years[more]
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