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UK News
Fortress to Protect Westminster[more]
HMS Cumberland seaman Chris Cranmer Given permission to practise satanism on board[more]
Secretary of State for Culture Tessa Jowell Says critics of gambling reforms are snobs[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Backs EU`s qualified majority voting (QMV) system on immigration[more]
British Telecom Has most reliable directory inquiries service, says survey[more]
Hamleys Awards Toy for Tomorrow prize to Robosapien[more]
Security firm Micromark Says burglars believe they have 1% chance of being arrested[more]
Shadow Commons leader Oliver Heald Says we have too many MPs[more]
Neurosurgeon Richard Hodosh To perform brain surgery "in public"[more]
World News
49 Dead In Baquba Massacre[more]
Prime minister Junichiro Koizumi Says quake was "beyond imagination"[more]
George W Bush Has five point lead in Time Magazine poll[more]
Mayor Steve Christian Among six men found guilty of sex crimes[more]
Sport
Arsenal`s Unbeaten Run Halts At 49[more]
Juan Pablo Montoya Wins Brazilian grand prix[more]
Wasps Beat Biarritz 25-12 in Heineken Cup pool one[more]
Manchester City Lose 4-3 to Newcastle United[more]
Entertainment
Scooby-Doo Breaks The Simpsons` record for most cartoon episodes[more]
Keith Richards To play Johnny Depp`s dad in Pirates of the Caribbean sequel[more]
Coronation Street[more]
The White House for Sale[more]
Whose Baby?[more]
Monkey Dust[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 25-10-04 [more]

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