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UK News
Sisters Pregnant at 12, 14 & 16[more]
Artists Gilbert and George To exhibit "hoody art" at La Biennale[more]
The BBC Holds talks with unions as 48hr walkout looms[more]
British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) Ban "happy hour" in attempt to stamp out binge drinking[more]
Penguin Books Accused of race bias in 70th anniversary collection[more]
Male stripper Steve Parton Tried to liquidise murder victim`s body, court is told[more]
Gordon Brown Unveils part-ownership plan to get first-time buyers on the property ladder[more]
The Home Office Says ID card will cost £93[more]
Bryan Ferry`s son, Otis Given 18-month conditional discharge for House of Commons invasion[more]
Estate agent Bruten & Co Lets out former storage cupboard for £135 a week[more]
World News
Saddam In His Pants[more]
Bertie Ahern Appalled by death of five schoolgirls in bus crash[more]
Killer Somchai Wisetsingh Jailed for life for murder of British backpackers[more]
Police Sergeant Mike Hall Rescues eight year-old girl raped and buried alive in container[more]
Infectious disease expert Dr Michael Osterholm Says bird flu pandemic will cause international trade collapse[more]
BP group chief executive Lord Browne of Madingley Attends opening of 1,100 mile Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan (BTC) oil pipeline[more]
Sport
Homecoming Parade For Champions[more]
Celtic manager Martin O`Neill Quits Celtic to care for ailing wife[more]
Racing driver Kimi Raikkonen Wins Monaco Grand Prix[more]
Arsenal Beat Manchester United on penalties in FA Cup final[more]
American tycoon Malcolm Glazer Submits formal takeover plans to Man Utd board of directors[more]
Tim Henman Knocked out of French Open in second round[more]
British Lions Draw 25-25 with Argentina[more]
Entertainment
Kim Wilde Among the winners at Chelsea Flower Show[more]
Kylie Minogue Has successful operation to treat breast cancer[more]
Belgian brothers Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne Win Palme d`Or at 58th Cannes Film Festival[more]
Madonna Attends UK premiere of comic strip adaptation Sin City[more]
George Lucas Breaks UK box office record with Star Wars finale[more]
Film producer Ismail Merchant Dies, aged 68[more]
Billie Piper Quits Dr Who[more]
Jay Leno Testifies in Michael Jackson trial[more]
Bob Geldof Confirms that there will be a new Live Aid[more]
MURPHY`S LAW[more]
Big Brother[more]
Doctor Who[more]
Game Over: Kasparov and the Machine [more]
The Last Detective [more]
Traffic Cops [more]
Ramsay`s Kitchen Nightmares[more]
Hidden Talent[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 26-05-05 [more]

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