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UK News
Gordon Brown Makes Pension Promise[more]
Peter Mandelson Promises crackdown on Ulster paramilitary mafia[more]
Embryologist Paul Fielding Under investigation for "financial irregularities" in missing embryo scandal[more]
John Lewis Partnership Gets £300million re-vamp[more]
Mercenary Kirk Davies Shot dead after terrorising policeman with rifle[more]
Dr Calum MacKellar Predicts "male egg" will allow cloned offspring from gay fathers[more]
Reggie Kray Expected to die from bladder cancer in hotel bed[more]
World News
Western Powers Tell Milosevic to Quit[more]
Two surfers Killed in separate shark attack incidents[more]
British student Luke Dance Survives three weeks lost in South American jungle[more]
15 million homeless In West Bengal`s worst floods for 30 years[more]
Sport
Edwards Takes Triple Jump Gold[more]
Middlesbrough FC To sign Aston Villa defender Ugo Ehiogu[more]
Manchester United striker Dwight Yorke Back in the first team for PSV Eindhoven match[more]
Bristol City defender Gerard Lavin Convicted of common assault after kicking ball at opposition fan during match[more]
British Olympic athlete Katharine Merry Wins bronze medal in 400m[more]
British Olympic athlete Kelly Holmes Wins bronze medal in 800m[more]
Entertainment
Delia Smith Says BBC`s Food & drink is "the most disgusting programme on TV"[more]
Madonna To perform live at Brixton Academy[more]
`Posh Spice` Is gradually returning to good health says spokeswoman[more]
Liz Taylor Sells her "shrine to Richard Burton"[more]
John Lennon`s assassin Mark Chapman Says Lennon would want to see him freed[more]
Attachments[more]
Marion and Geoff[more]
Faking It[more]

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