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UK News
Blair Sends Stark Warning To Taliban[more]
Convicted killer Michael Stone Will not give evidence in Lin and Megan Russell trial[more]
BP Cuts price of a litre of petrol by 1p[more]
Murderer Tracey Wright Punched little girl in the stomach on day she died, says son[more]
Private nuclear shelter owner Mike Parrish Is selling 200 places underground for £30,000 each[more]
World News
One Phone Call Ends Rift With Israel[more]
United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees Says one million refugees are heading for Pakistan[more]
President Vladimir Putin Urges Bundestag to forget the Cold War[more]
AskJeeves.com Says "sex" is no longer top internet search after terror attacks[more]
Scientist Isao Shimoyama Creates remote controlled "spy cockroach"[more]
Sport
United`s Away Record Unimproved After Deportivo Comeback[more]
Celtic Beat FC Porto 1-0 in Champions` League Group E[more]
Professional Footballers` Association (PFA) To meet with Premier League to head off strike[more]
Robbie Fowler Isn`t "sharp" enough for Liverpool first team, says Houllier[more]
Entertainment
Actor Keith Allen Attends film premiere dressed as Liz Hurley[more]
U2 Lead the stars on "world`s biggest-selling album"[more]
Big Brother presenter Davina McCall Becomes a first-time mother[more]
Emmerdale[more]
Best Inventions[more]
When I Was 12[more]
Kylie Minogue Sings duet with Kermit the Frog[more]

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