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UK News
Rail Delays Will Last Months[more]
IRA Agree to new arms dump inspection[more]
Lord Phillips of Worth Matravers Reveals report into government`s handling of CJD[more]
Tony Blair "Moved" by video of dying teen girl`s CJD agony[more]
The New Millennium Experience Company Reports record box office takings for half term[more]
Gordon Brown To reveal compensation package for former Japanese prisoners of war[more]
The Queen Enjoys a sing-along with mechanical fish[more]
World News
Presidential Campaigners Neck and Neck[more]
President Robert Mugabe Says Rhodesian leader Ian Smith will stand trial for genocide[more]
Microsoft Invests $1billion to promote web portal MSN[more]
Six British men and one woman Allowed to see diplomats after over two weeks on espionage charges[more]
Sport
Kit-Change Arsenal Stroll Over Sparta[more]
Lancashire cricketer Andrew Flintoff Returns home despite heroic one-day Test performance for England[more]
Blackburn Rovers Beat Tranmere Rovers 3-2 thanks to double by new signing Mark Hughes[more]
Wembley National Stadium Ltd Say new national stadium may cost £660million[more]
Tim Henman Beats Spaniard Tommy Robredo 6-3 6-4 in Davidoff Swiss Indoor Championship[more]
Derby County Appoint Swindon manager Colin Todd as Jim Smith`s assistant[more]
Entertainment
Chris Evans Claims he knows he name of ITV`s successor to Match of the Day[more]
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Get divorced in secret[more]
Michael Douglas Buys gold wedding ring for Catherine Zeta Jones[more]
Liz Hurley Admits Hugh Grant`s notoriety made her a star[more]
Liz Taylor To star with Shirley Maclaine, Joan Collins and Debbie Reynolds in TV movie These Old Broads [more]
Christies To auction Mr Spock`s ears[more]
Buffy The Vampire Slayer[more]
Clarkson[more]
The Sopranos[more]

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