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UK News
Blair Sends In The Marines[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Says immigrants will be forced to take citizenship classes[more]
Sleep Council Says nine-to-five day is bad for your health[more]
Imperial Cancer Research Fund Says women with family history of breast cancer are at low risk[more]
CNN Given permission to screen Harold Shipman inquiry[more]
MI5 Attempts to root out terrorists online[more]
World News
Tunnel Death Toll May Hit 128[more]
Dinosaur specialist Prof Paul Sereno Finds skeleton of 40ft crocodile[more]
Bill Clinton Is latest target of germ attacks, says Secret Service[more]
French Air Force Scramble Mirage F-1B fighter to shadow British airliner[more]
Sport
England Cricket Tour Goes Ahead[more]
Charlton Athletic Put Andy Todd on transfer list after "unsavoury incident"[more]
Liverpool To make official complaint to UEFA over "racist taunts"[more]
Golfer Padraig Harrington Leads the board after first-round 63 in Madrid Open[more]
Entertainment
Band of Brothers[more]
Later with Jools Holland[more]
Will and Grace[more]
Kenneth Branagh To star in Harry Potter sequel[more]
Chris Tarrant To guest star in Only Fools And Horses comeback[more]
Spice Girl`s ex-husband Jimmy Gulzar Accused of assault on three year-old autistic boy[more]
DJ Steve Penk Wins back listeners to ailing Virgin breakfast show[more]
Billy Bob Thornton Stars in Coen brothers` "Masterpiece"[more]

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