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UK News
Brown Won`t Be Sidelined[more]
Kidnapped British civilian Kenneth Bigley Is still alive, says brother[more]
P&O Annnounces lay-off of 1,000 employees[more]
Esure home insurance Says British people spend £3.1billion-a-year on useless gadgets[more]
Internet software company Jeftel Offers "leak-proof" email solution for £25-a-year[more]
Food and Drink Federation Announces the end of "king size" chocolate bars[more]
Rural affairs minister Elliot Morley Launches £10million "Recycle now" ad campaign[more]
Idler magazine Names Britain`s "crap towns"[more]
The Church of England Says there will be more new women priests than men[more]
World News
`Bomb` Plane Resumes Journey[more]
Suspected killer Ian Douglas Previte Begins trial for murder of British backpacker Caroline Stuttle[more]
Novelist Dan Brown Accused of plagiarism[more]
Hamas leader Izz el-Deen al-Sheik Khalil Assassinated by Israeli car bomb[more]
Robotics expert Yasuhiro Masutani Unveils robot "capable of feeling human pain"[more]
Sport
Shocker From Schumacher[more]
Everton Beat Portsmouth 0-1[more]
Greg Rusedski Loses to Stefan Koubek as Britain exits Davis Cup[more]
London Irish Lose 35-26 to Wasps in Thames Valley derby[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 27-09-04 [more]
World`s Worst Century: Black Death[more]
Early Doors[more]
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo[more]
The World`s Strongest Boy[more]
Former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry McFadden Splits with husband, Brian[more]

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