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UK News
28 Hours From Freedom[more]
Michael Howard Announces hardline policy on immigration and asylum[more]
Councillor Flo Lucas Gives go-ahead for Britain`s first legal red light district[more]
66 year-old grandmother Patricia Tabram Admits throwing cannabis dinner parties for elderly friends[more]
23 year-old nursery nurse Sarah McCaffery Fined £60 for eating an apple while driving[more]
Disability Rights Commission (DRC) Says NHS has deadly bias against mental health patients[more]
John Prescott Announces scheme to build £60,000 start-erhomes for first-time buyers[more]
Psychologist Dr Cliff Arnall Calculates that Monday was statistically the worst day of the year[more]
Novelist Andrea Levy Wins Whitbread Book of the Year Award[more]
Pub chain JD Wetherspoon Bans smoking in 60 of its 650 pubs[more]
Hasbro Launches new-look Monopoly with updated house prices[more]
World News
Iraqi Election Under Way[more]
Missing father of two Jean-Luc Josuat-Vergès Rescued after surviving a month lost underground eating clay and rotten wood[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Attends memorial ceremony to mark 60 years since the liberation of Auschwitz[more]
Bill Gates Donates £400million to Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunisation (GAVI)[more]
Burns expert Dr Fiona Wood Named Australian of the Year[more]
Police chief VN Deshmukh Says 300 died in stampede at Hindu festival[more]
The Foreign Office Says four Britons were among 15 dead in speedboat crash[more]
President Viktor Yushchenko Appoints "anti-Russian" prime minister[more]
Failed suicide Juan Manuel Alvarez Charged with murder after ten die in railway line suicide attempt[more]
Sport
"He Can`t Play For Me Ever Again"[more]
Chelsea Beat Manchester United 2-1 in Carling Cup semi-final[more]
England cricket team Win series for first time in 40 years[more]
Bolton Wanderers Beat Blackburn Rovers 0-1 thanks to "blatant dive" by El-Hadji Diouf[more]
Referee Robert Hoyzer Quits in match-fixing scandal[more]
Entertainment
Kate Winslet Nominated for Best Actress Oscar[more]
Sean `P Diddy` Combs Rumoured to be buying one of Andrew Lloyd Webber`s theatres[more]
Actor Paul Giamatti Stars in "classic of American cinema", Sideways[more]
Happy Mondays sidekick Bez Wins £50,000 Celebrity Big Brother final[more]
Barbara Windsor Has around £25,000-worth of plastic surgery[more]
Nicole Kidman Sues paparazzi after "terrifying car chase"[more]
Colin and Justin`s Celebrity How Not to Decorate[more]
The Rotters` Club[more]
Dalziel and Pascoe [more]
Bodyshock[more]
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation[more]
How to Sleep Better[more]
The Real Da Vinci Code[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 28-01-05 [more]

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