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UK News
Howard and Blair Go to War[more]
Stabbing victim Abigail Witchalls Describes attacker to Surrey Police using blinks of her eyes[more]
Artist Christina Mackie Wins Beck`s Futures Prize for contemporary art[more]
BP Announces record quarterly earnings of £1.3million an hour[more]
The Very Rev John Methuen, Dean of Ripon Resigns after charges of "conduct unbecoming" are dropped[more]
Convicted killer Sion Jenkins Killed his foster daughter because she was "winding up" his daughter Annie, re-trial court hears[more]
Mother of two Karen Hanson Killed his foster daughter because she was "winding up" his daughter Annie, re-trial court hears[more]
Taxi driver Thomas Noble Killed trying to save schoolgirl from gang of teenagers[more]
National Association of Head Teachers Says schools may have to close early on Fridays to save money[more]
Greenpeace Installs solar panels on John Prescott`s house in rooftop protest[more]
Tony Blair Survives mid-air lightning strike[more]
Iraq war hero Private Johnson Beharry Presented with Victoria Cross by Her majesty the Queen[more]
Royal College of Nursing Says group sex is latest craze in London schools[more]
Health Secretary John Reid Imposes "special measures" on maternity department after 10 mothers die in three years[more]
MG Rover Was doomed to collapse, says academic study[more]
Chef Matthew Stevens Bitten by giant Brazilian Wandering Spider hiding in box of bananas[more]
World News
Superjumbo Takes Off[more]
President Vladimir Putin Says collapse of the Soviet Union was "catastrophe"[more]
British journalist George Fulton Wins Pakistani citizenship on reality TV show[more]
Train driver Ryujiro Takami Blamed for 106 deaths in crash[more]
Alleged British arms smuggler Hemant Lakhani Found guilty of trying to sell anti-aircraft missiles to terrorists[more]
Conservationist Werner Smolnik Says mystery disease is causing toads to explode[more]
Sport
Bad News For Beckhams[more]
Liverpool Draw 0-0 with Chelsea in Champions` League semi-final first leg[more]
Teenage golfer Michelle Wie Gets chance to play at The Open[more]
Sunderland Promoted to Premiership[more]
Norwich City Continue winning streak with 1-0 victory over Charlton Athletic[more]
Racing driver Fernando Alonso Wins San Marino Grand Prix[more]
Jonny Wilkinson Picked for England`s Churchill Cup squad[more]
Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand Was involved in punch-up, says photographer[more]
Entertainment
Sir Elton John "Triumphs" with Billy Elliot musical[more]
Michael Jackson Was not a model parent, says ex-wife[more]
Robert Downey Jr Tells Lorraine Kelly she has great t**s[more]
Martin Freeman Is "no disgrace" in Hitch Hiker`s Guide adaptation[more]
Question Time Leaders` Special[more]
Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind[more]
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring[more]
Britain`s Most Watched TV[more]
Dr Tatiana`s Sex Guide to All Creation[more]
The Hitch-Hiker`s Guide to the Galaxy[more]
Champions League Live[more]
The Apprentice: the Final[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 28-04-05[more]

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