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UK News
Union Bosses Call For Pension Link To Earnings[more]
Health Secretary Alan Milburn Pledges that cancer patients will be treated within one month[more]
Pig Health Information Centre Says swine fever epidemic was caused by discarded sandwich[more]
Office for National Statistics Says "north-south divide" is growing wider[more]
Butlins To be sold to caravan park company Bourne Leisure[more]
35 year-old mother Frances Edmonds Denies "three-in-a-bed" sex with 14 year-old boys[more]
Two sixth-formers Expelled from leading independent school Lancing College for "sexual misconduct"[more]
Buffy The Vampire Slayer[more]
Last of the Medicine Men[more]
Slavery[more]
World News
Crew Watched TV As Ferry Crashed[more]
200,000 supporers of Vojislav Kostunica Gather together to celebrate end of Milosevic regime[more]
Medieval artist Pietro Cavallini Credited by historians as father of modern painting after discovery of lost frescos[more]
Air France File multi-million pound lawsuit against Continental Airlines over Concorde crash[more]
Prime Minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen Urges nation to join single European currency in referendum[more]
Sport
Arsenal Flatten Group B Favourites Lazio[more]
Rangers Lose 2-3 to Galatasaray in Champions` League Group D[more]
Chelsea defender Graeme Le Saux Tipped to figure in England squad for World Cup qualifier[more]
Manchester United Sign record £300million shirt deal with Nike[more]
Venus Williams Wins Olympic tennis gold medal in Ladies` Singles[more]
Entertainment
U2 Play rooftop gig[more]
Robbie Williams Attends premiere of Brit flick Billy Elliot[more]
Weatherman John Kettley Quits after being passed over for breakfast TV job[more]
Big Brother housemate Craig Reaches £250,000 fund-raising goal[more]
Big Brother housemate Mel Gives boost to bestselling book[more]
Britney Spears To appear in Buffy The Vampire Slayer[more]

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