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UK News
Prescott: "Macho? Moi?"[more]
Imperial Tobacco Claims one-in-three cigarettes sold in Britain is smuggled[more]
Novelist and academic Sir Malcolm Bradbury Dies, aged 68[more]
Stockbroking firm Cazenove To float on stock market after 177 years as private partnership[more]
The Met Office Says Britain`s autumn rainfall is highest on record[more]
British troops Shot and killed more than 50 people on Bloody Sunday, inquiry is told[more]
Sainsbury Replaces £77,000 fleet of trolleys after electric shock incidents[more]
World News
Gore Will Fight For "Fair Count"[more]
Child psychologist Prof. Frank Oberklaid Says babies that cry are more likely to develop mental illness[more]
Bill Clinton Will attempt to revive peace process with visit[more]
NATO Insists that is must control new European Rapid Reaction Force[more]
Dutch government To legalise euthanasia[more]
Sport
"Kiss And Yell" At Elland Road[more]
Terry Venables Tipped to sign up as Middlesbrough`s assistant manager[more]
Lazio May release Sven Goran Eriksson from contract[more]
Entertainment
Cutting Edge[more]
Home Front[more]
Peak Practice[more]
Mick Hucknall Accused of rape[more]
Simon Mayo Moves to Radio 5 after Radio 1 show gets axe[more]
Former Eastenders star Danniella Westbrook Refused nose job over failed drug test[more]
David Beckham Has spelling error on new tattoo, says linguist[more]
Magician David Blaine To be encased in block of ice for 58 hours[more]

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