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UK News
Tories Stick The Knife In[more]
The Ministry of Defence Accused of racism by judge as Gurkhas win war compensation[more]
`Nightmare neighbour` Mary Urry Wishes resident dead of cancer after being evicted[more]
Police pilot Jim Polwarth Uses helicopter down-draught to blow drowning men to safety[more]
The Good Britain Guide Says soaring ticket prices are turning tourists away[more]
World News
Bin Laden `Boasted Of New York Attacks`[more]
Former Italian policeman Stefano Savorani Hijacks airliner using television remote control[more]
UN weapons inspector Dimitri Perricos Says his team has been given a "polite and professional" reception[more]
Samburu tribesmen Embark on "enormous binge" with MoD compensation cash[more]
Sport
Hat Trick Henry Guns Down Roma[more]
Newcastle forward Craig Bellamy Sent off as Magpies crash 1-4 to Inter Milan[more]
Huddersfield Town boss Mick Wadsworth Told to stop "wasting money" on substitutes[more]
Schoolboy golfer Lo Shih-Kai To be youngest player ever to take part in a European Tour event[more]
Entertainment
Charlotte Church Gets off flight for US after breaking down in tears[more]
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Sue Perkins Says Melinda Messenger is a "blonde vulcan"[more]
Louis Theroux Says nobody will appear on his show[more]
Match Of The Day Live: Vitesse Arnhem v Liverpool[more]
Battle Stations - HMS Belfast [more]
Solid Geometry[more]

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