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UK News
BSE Scare Linked To Sheep, Pigs and Chicken[more]
Loyalist paramilitary groups UDF and UDA Blame eachother for arson of murder victim`s home[more]
`Foetal awareness` expert Prof Vivette Glover Says a foetus can feel the pain of abortion[more]
Freeserve Launch high speed "broadband" internet access service[more]
Prison Service director general Martin Narey To allow children to live in open prisons with their mothers[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Seek injunction against unauthorised book `Posh And Becks; A Marriage`[more]
Big Brother housemates Could be driven to suicide says psychiatrist[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Tipped to star in Lock Stock director Guy Ritchie`s next movie[more]
Big Brother housemate Darren Has his "secret" nominations accidentally broadcast to housemates[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 29-08-00 [more]
Glasgow Kiss[more]
Driven[more]
Paddington Green[more]
World News
Hopes Raised In Sierra Leone Hostage Crisis[more]
Chelsea Clinton To attend Oxford University[more]
President Vladimir Putin Says Ostankino tower inferno is symbolic of a nation`s lowpoint[more]
KLM Says Boeing 747 engine parts fell on to beach after take-off[more]
Gomer the snail Wins national Snail Dragging Championships[more]
Robbie Williams Was not involved in reported bar brawl stabbing[more]
Sport
Athletics: Dwain Chambers Lifts Brit Olympic Hopes[more]
Nottingham Forest Beat Crystal Palace 2-3 [more]
Manchester United Tipped to sign midfielder Ronald de Boer from Barcelona[more]
Fulham FC Beat Norwich City 0-1[more]
England cricket team Call up Surrey spinner Ian Salisbury for tour[more]
Tim Henman Beats Fernando Vicente 6-3, 6-3, 6-4 in US Open[more]

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