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UK News
Review of the Year: Christine Hamilton: Clearly Not A Banana[more]
Kent policeman PC Karl Bluestone Killed his wife, two children and himself, says spokesman[more]
National Farmers` Union Calls for full public inquiry into Foot-and-mouth epidemic[more]
Senior Salaries Review Body To approve 50% pay rise for senior civil servants[more]
World News
Australian SAS Seize Asylum Ship[more]
Civil Aviation Authority Postpones return of Concorde after French counterparts express reservations[more]
`Geohazard` expert Dr Simon Day Says Europe and America will be devastated by giant tidal wave[more]
Israeli forces Storm Palestinian Christian town of Beit Jala[more]
General Colin Powell Boycotts UN World Conference on Racism[more]
Convicted killer Ronald Frye Seeks reprieve from death penalty because his lawyer was drunk[more]
Sport
Becks Will Only Play If He`s 100% Fit[more]
England`s chairman of selectors David Graveney Names Jamie Foster as Alec Stewart`s replacement for India and New Zealand tours[more]
Martina Hingis Says Williams sisters "get sponsors because they are black"[more]
Entertainment
Bedtime[more]
Going for the Burn[more]
Man Meets Dog[more]
Gladys Knight Mourns niece Aaliyah with fans at candlelit vigil[more]
`Posh Spice` Admits she didn`t really pierce her lip[more]
The Pentagon Publishes list of war movies with official seal of approval[more]
American Italian Defence Association (AIDA) Says The Sopranos is racist[more]

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