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UK News
Blair Takes Full Responsibility[more]
Ken Livingstone Calls for inquiry after massive power cut[more]
Medicinal plant researcher Nicola Tildesley Says sage can improve your memory[more]
World News
Twin Towers 911 Calls Released[more]
Territorial Army Fusilier Russell Beeston Becomes 50th Briton to die since start of war[more]
Sport
Old Firm Goes To Old Trafford[more]
Manchester City Beat TNS 0-2 in UEFA Cup qualifier second leg[more]
South African Rugby Football Union Suspends "racist" white Springboks player[more]
Sprinter Darren Campbell To run in 200m final[more]
Entertainment
Arnold Schwarzenegger Shrugs off long-lost sex and drug "confession"[more]
Quiz show cheat Tecwen Whittock Applies for patent on his own name[more]
Johnny Depp Premieres "absurdly violent Tequila Western" at Film Festival[more]
Magician David Blaine Stands on top of millennium wheel for TV show stunt[more]
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