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UK News
Britain Laughs Off `United States Of Europe`[more]
Environmental transport body Transport 2000 Takes Ministry of Transport to court over "too easy" speed cameras[more]
12-year-old Christopher Vince Dies saving brother from falling tree[more]
Health researcher Dr Seif Shaheen Says taking paracetamol while pregnant "can double the risk of having wheezing children"[more]
Artist Fiona Banner Takes headlines with "porn collage" as Turner shortlist is announced[more]
World News
Putin Gets Tough On Chechens[more]
Mountaineer Stevie Hanson Tricks kidnappers after ransom demand on peak[more]
Mayor Felice Stagnitta Forced to watch as Etna eruption threatens to engulf town[more]
Sport
Barmby "Devastated" By Racism Claims[more]
Australian batsman Mark Waugh Retires from international cricket after being dropped from Ashes squad[more]
Sunderland Draw 1-1 at Bolton in Premiership basement battle[more]
Former Man City boss Joe Royle Appointed manager of ailing Ipswich Town[more]
Formula One president Max Mosley Announces changes to "put the fizz back" into Formula One[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams Says Popstars and Fame Academy are "crap"[more]
Angus Deayton Facing the sack after BBC "lose patience" over sex revelations[more]
The BBC Launches national Asian radio station[more]
Christopher Lee To take over Richard Harris` role in Potter movies[more]
Champions` League Live - Newcastle United v Dynamo Kiev [more]
Sex and Fashion: Inside Gucci[more]
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