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UK News
Couple Let Off £384,000 Loan [more]
Christies Expect Lucian Freud`s nude portrait of Kate Moss to fetch £3.5million[more]
Good Housekeeping Institute Awards Most Innovative Gadgets prize to TV that turns into a mirror[more]
18-year-old apprentice electrician Paul Smith Jailed for life for suffocating ten year-old at christmas party[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Pledges extra cash for 50 new locations to help crack down on antisocial behaviour[more]
World News
French Doctors To Treat Arafat[more]
Mayor Steve Christian Jailed for three years for child rape[more]
Prince Charles Visits survivors after nine British tourists die in bus crash[more]
Tony Blair Signs European Constitution treaty[more]
Public Health scientist Dr Les Roberts Says 100,000 civilians have died since invasion[more]
The Queen Should apologise for Dresden, says German newspaper[more]
Sport
Crowd Trouble Was "Regrettable"[more]
Chelsea Sack £15.8million Romanian striker Adrian Mutu over failed a drugs test[more]
Tim Henman Beats Wesley Moodie 7-6, 6-7, 6-4 in Swiss Indoors tournament second round[more]
Colin Montgomerie Is dating 30-year-old Spanish model Ines Sastre[more]
Entertainment
God Bless America: With God on Our Side[more]
The Dead Zone[more]
Planet of the Apes[more]
Foyle`s War[more]
THE WEST WING[more]
GREEN WING[more]
LATER WITH JOOLS HOLLAND[more]
SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT[more]
Matt Lucas and David Walliams Tone down Little Britain sketches for BBC1 audience[more]
Bruce Springsteen Joins John Kerry on campaign trail[more]

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