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UK News
Rail Crash Driver `Asleep At The Wheel`[more]
Department of Trade and Industry Says Internet shopping `is safer than the high street`[more]
Forensic experts Tell jury that hair found in Roy Whiting`s van has a `billion-to-one chance` of not being Sarah Payne`s[more]
Dry cleaners Say latest clothing stains demonstrate `exotic` cultural shift[more]
Royal Society president Lord May Warns of `sixth great extinction` facing earth[more]
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) Downgrades last infected foot-and-mouth area to signal end of crisis[more]
12 British plane spotters Face another week in Greek jail after Foreign Office fails to help[more]
Broadcaster Sue MacGregor To hang up her Today programme microphone after 18 years[more]
World News
Afghan Peace Talks Make Uneasy Start[more]
Interpol Smashes 19-country padeophile ring[more]
Afghan freedom fighters Northern Alliance Refuse to let aid workers sift through prison rubble due to `suicide bomb` fears[more]
Pacific islanders Are officially declared the fattest people in the world[more]
Sport
Leeds Undone By Gud Finishing - Worthington Cup Round Up[more]
Jockey Adrian Maguire Banned for six days for whipping rival during race[more]
Australia rugby league team Beat South Africa 49-35 in entertaining friendly[more]
Entertainment
The Queen and Prince Philip Have fun visiting TV institutions[more]
21-year-old DJ Daniel Bedingfield Set to top charts with debut single[more]
Auctioneers Fleetwood Owen Fail to sell Beatles stage at rock auction[more]
Madonna To allow fans to download her music from the net[more]
Kenyon Confronts - The RIP off[more]
Walking with Beasts[more]
Funny Women - Patricia Routledge[more]

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