Things to do at wtps.co.uk
 
 
 Get news by email
Quick and easy sign-up: you just tell us your address
 
 FREE DOWNLOAD
Get the utterly hilarious WTPS screensaver
 
 Free Newsfeed
Add WTPS to your site: requires no programming!
 
 Newsbot Game
Obey the Newsbot. Bleep. Put yourself in the headlines with this comedy news generator.
 
 Advertise
Sponsor our daily email or place a banner on this site.
 
 Link to WTPS
How to add a link from your own home page to ours.
 
 Contact us
Drop us a line. We'd love to hear from you.
 
 

UK News
Blunkett Faces The Music[more]
The United Nations Accuses Britain of unnecessary jailing of juveniles[more]
Deloitte & Touche consumer analyst Sharon Fraser Says seven out of ten men will do christmas shopping online[more]
RAF helicopter instructors Sue Brown and Toni Dewhurst Have had sex change operations paid for by MoD[more]
Princess Diana Aborted her lover`s child in 1994, says royal biographer[more]
World News
Eastern Ukraine Threatens Split[more]
UMP Party Elects former finance minister Nicolas "Speedy Sarko" Sarkozy as Party leader[more]
Premier Wen Jiabao Promises to improve safety as rescuers battle to save 141 men trapped after a gas explosion[more]
Sport
Mellor`s Winner Deflates Arsenal[more]
Rangers Top Scottish Premiership by beating Hearts 3-2[more]
Northampton Saints Lose 27-16 to Newcastle Falcons[more]
England cricket team Beat Zimbabwe by five wickets[more]
Entertainment
Hard Spell[more]
Bomber Crew [more]
The Kumars at No 42[more]
George Michael: A Different Life[more]
Joan Collins Has been bald for years, says friend of family[more]
British Film Institute Says Gone With the Wind is most-seen film in UK movie history[more]
Former All Saints singer Natalie Appleton Quits I`m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here![more]
Julia Roberts Gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 29-11-04 [more]

What The Papers Say is delivered to thousands of readers every morning by web, WAP and email. Sign up today!

Hi there,
my name is Jenny. I'm your WTPS news reader. I choose the top stories from Britain's online newspapers every morning to help you make up your own mind about the day's news.
 

Sponsored by

Action Experience
Driving Experience
Flying Experience
Pampering Experience
UK Lingerie Shopping Guide
Digital Camera Bargain Finder
Sunny Day Travel
and
Gifts and Gadgets

Brought to you by
inframes.com ltd