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UK News
Myra Hindley Collapses In Prison[more]
Former chancellor Kenneth Clarke Says William Hague`s advisers are too young and inexperienced[more]
Salman Rushdie Under bizarre new threat[more]
Alleged Nazi war criminal Konrad Kalejs Questioned by police[more]
Caroline Aherne To write a sitcom about the psychiatric clinic where she recovered from breakdown[more]
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World News
Hijackers Raise Their Ransom Demands[more]
12 dead In avalanche disasters[more]
Jennifer Lopez To split with Puff Daddy after gun trouble[more]
Monica Lewinsky Appears in million-dollar slimming ad campaign[more]
Jodie Foster Turns down sequel to Silence of the Lambs[more]
Sport
England Take The Lead In Third Test[more]
Arsenal Beat league leaders Leeds United 2-0[more]
Liverpool Beat Wimbledon 3-1 in second-half thriller[more]
Manchester United Rescue a point in 87th minute against Sunderland[more]

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