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UK News
ID Cards: The £18bn Dog`s Dinner[more]
Dog owner Dewayne Carrington Had Staffordshire bull terrier stolen at gunpoint[more]
Online gambling company PartyGaming Shares increase by 3% on first morning of public trading[more]
Barclays Says people called Susan or David are most likely to be well off[more]
WWII hero Roy Holmes Dies, aged 90[more]
Princess Diana Had an affair with John F Kennedy Jnr, biographer claims[more]
Father of three Muglin Southerman Kicked to death for "refusing to give a group of youths a light"[more]
The Queen Inspects ships from 36 navies in Trafalgar bicentenary celebration[more]
Three year-old Georgina Bywater Suffocates in tumble dryer[more]
Junior doctor Andrew Butterworth Blames white coats for spread of MRSA[more]
Mammals Trust UK (MTUK) Says hedgehog numbers are in decline[more]
`Brilliant student` Brian Blackwell Jailed for life for brutal murder of his parents[more]
World News
Live 8: The £2bn Line-Up[more]
14 year-old holidaymaker Jamie Daigle Dies in shark attack[more]
33 year-old schoolteacher Mukhtaran Mai Wins Supreme Court battle against men ordered to rape her by tribal council[more]
File-sharing software publisher Streamcast Networks Loses court battle against music industry[more]
Neurologist Prof Helen Mayberg Pioneers "pacemaker" for depression[more]
George W Bush Says Saddam supporters share "totalitarian ideology" with al-Qaeda[more]
Wal-Mart heir John Walton Dies by crashing home-made aeroplane[more]
London socialite turned LA bounty-hunter Domino Harvey Dies of suspected overdose[more]
Sport
The Week at Wimbledon[more]
England cricket team Beat Bangladesh by five wickets in NatWest one day international series[more]
Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard Opens contract negotiations[more]
Joel, Avram and Bryan Glazer Given tour of their own football club by chief exec David Gill[more]
British Lions Play All Blacks in second Test[more]
94 year-old marathon runner Fauja Singh Attempts nine athletics records in one day[more]
Entertainment
Bono Admits to delusions of grandeur in court[more]
Glastonbury Festival organiser Michael Eavis Says rain-soaked Festival was "pretty damn good"[more]
Big Brother housemate Kinga Karolczak Evicted after three days[more]
Starbucks To sell official Bob Dylan live CD[more]
Richard Whiteley Dies, aged 61[more]

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