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UK News
Girl, 11, Shot In Back In Ulster Turf War[more]
Camelot Win first round of legal battle to retain National Lottery contract [more]
Cancer victim Patricia Ellsworth Died because her father cuddled her as a baby, inquest is told[more]
Paediatrician Dr Yvette Cloete Driven out of her home by vigilantes who confused paediatrics with paedophilia[more]
George Carman QC Retires on doctor`s advice[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Wait to hear decision on unauthorised biography injunction[more]
Senator Paul Le Claire Seeks referendum on independence for channel island[more]
Big Brother housemates Nominate Claire and Craig for eviction[more]
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Ally McBeal[more]
Starstruck[more]
Big Brother producers To claim huge cash bonuses for ratings boost[more]
World News
Sierra Leone Hostage Negotiations Continue[more]
Fish processing factory A Fine Kettle o` Fish Reports human head found in five foot cod[more]
A six year-old British girl Taken from holiday hotel room and raped[more]
Bill Clinton In drug-war talks with President Pastrana[more]
Intel Recalls faulty 1.13-gigahertz CPUs[more]
Madonna Photographed wearing diamond "engagement" ring[more]
Four trapped miners Survived ordeal on a diet of coal and leaves[more]
Ben Affleck Leaves $100,000 tip at Hard Rock Casino[more]
Sport
Keegan`s Squad Cursed By Injuries[more]
Gustavo Kuerten Loses 4-6, 6-3, 7-6, 7-6 to Wayne Arthurs in first round of US Open[more]
Golfer Sergio Garcia Beats Tiger Woods on floodlit course in Battle at Bighorn TV special[more]
Arsenal striker Dennis Bergkamp Says he will not tolerate a season on the substitutes` bench[more]

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