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UK News
Storms Batter England and Wales[more]
Former Railtrack boss Gerald Corbett Admits that train safety has taken second place to punctuality[more]
Minister for Europe Keith Vaz Vows to oppose introduction of European passport[more]
British troops On standby as protestors plan all-out petrol war[more]
The Queen Invests in record label Poptones, founded by republican Alan McGee[more]
Gerry Adams Says Trimble is "arrogant" and "stupid"[more]
Daily Mail owner Lord Rothermere To bid £100million for rival Express Newspapers[more]
Professor Robert Mansel Says wearing bras may cause breast cancer[more]
World News
Election Race Turns Bitter[more]
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak Fails to reach terms with Likud leader over emergency government[more]
Actor Anthony Lee Accidentally shot dead by police at Halloween costume party[more]
A twenty stone pig Runs rampage on US Airways passenger flight[more]
Sport
Barmby Scores Opener In Merseyside Derby[more]
Stan Collymore Scores spectacular goal for Bradford City against Leeds[more]
Ireland football international Tony Cascarino Admits that he was never qualified to play for "his" country[more]
Entertainment
Madonna Tipped to marry Guy Richie at Rocco`s christening[more]
Quentin Tarantino Returns with new movie Kill Bill starring Uma Thurman[more]
The BBC Plan "sizzling" Eastenders special[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 30-10-00 [more]
Louis Theroux`s Weird Weekends[more]
Equinox[more]
The Royle Family[more]
`Fast Show` comic Paul Whitehouse Walks out on wife and daughters[more]

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