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UK News
Clues Found In Damilola Murder Case[more]
The Labour Party Plan Springtime general election, say insiders[more]
Public Accounts Committee Condemn MoD inquiry into Mull of Kintyre Chinook helicopter crash[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Says Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is symptom of selfish society[more]
Michael Portillo Denies rumour he is stepping down from frontline politics[more]
The Church of England Synod Encourages churches to raise money by erecting telecoms masts[more]
World News
Gore "Lost Soul" As Bush Prepares For Office[more]
Prof Shah Ebrahim Says sex is good for the heart[more]
Officials of the city of Bethlehem Have "cancelled christmas"[more]
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak Needs to win backing of opposition for Palestinian peace deal before election[more]
Saddam Hussein Thought to be mystery author of bestselling novel[more]
Sport
Second Test: Giles Halts Dangerous Moin[more]
Liverpool Beat Stoke 0-8 in Worthington Cup fourth round[more]
Newcastle United Knocked out of Worthington Cup by Birmingham City[more]
Chelsea Rebel against manager Claudio Ranieri over sacking of coaches[more]
Entertainment
Stephen Fry To read Harry Potter book in eight-and-a-half hour radio marathon[more]
Magician David Blaine Ends 60 hour endurance test in block of ice[more]
Stockport Council Demand animal permits for pantomime horses[more]
Sir Elton John Sells off old clothes for AIDS charity[more]
Stephen King Abandons serialisation of internet novel[more]
Miss World 2000[more]
The Sopranos[more]
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