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UK News
Chaos Of Calais Blockade[more]
The Home Office Launch £7million ad campaign to recruit police officers[more]
Department of Trade and Industry Think-tank predicts future crime-fighters will be able to "record memories"[more]
Eight year-old Sarah Payne Mourned by hundreds at church funeral[more]
Loyalist paramilitary groups UDF and UDA Attack more than 30 houses in "tit-for-tat" raids[more]
Marks & Spencer Launch new TV ad campaign with "large, naked bottom"[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Settle out of court in fight over unauthorised biography[more]
Anthea Turner Denies taking money to plug chocolate bars at her wedding [more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Says Mel is like a praying mantis[more]
Safe As Houses[more]
Men Down Under[more]
Bronson: Britain`s Most Dangerous Prisoner[more]
World News
Sierra Leone: Five British Soldiers Released[more]
Bill Clinton In $1.3 billion to aid war on drugs[more]
A black girl accused of shoplifting Stripped to the waist and painted white by shopkeepers[more]
World Wide Fund for Nature Challenges World Wrestling Federation for rights to WWF trademark[more]
Inventor Pitikhate Sooraksa Unveils "real-life Robocop"[more]
Media magnate Kerry Packer Loses $20million in one night at casino[more]
Sport
Hussain Hopes To End Thirty Years Of Hurt[more]
Greg Rusedski Beats Sweden`s Magnus Gustafsson 6-1, 6-2, 6-4 in US Open[more]
West Ham United Face £250,000 fine for harrassing referee[more]
Rangers Sign Wimbledon striker John Hartson for £6million[more]

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