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UK News
01-11-2001
who: Labour MP Kevan Jones
what: Says Iain Duncan Smith "makes a jelly look stiff and upright"
where: LONDON
when: Yesterday
snippet: Mr Jones is one of the critics in The Sun joining to prevent a backlash against Tony Blair started by the Tory leader earlier this week. Meanwhile, Labour chairman Charles Clarke has claimed that there are "known nutters" on the Tory front bench, reports The Telegraph`s Andy McSmith, while The Mirror focuses on yesterday`s "Thrilla in Westminsta" in which heavyweight Tory Toff Michael Ancram came face-to-face with Two Jabs John Prescott at the Despatch Box. [... more]


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