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Entertainment
06-11-2001
who: Ralph Fiennes
what: Guest stars at opening of The Play Wot I Wrote
where: Wyndham`s Theatre, LONDON
when: Last night
snippet: "The play will need considerable goodwill to survive," notes Nigel Reynolds, arts correspondent to The Telegraph. "It requires a mystery celebrity each night for a scene re-creating part of the original Morecambe and Wise knockabout television show... The producers are keeping the names of future guests secret but Victoria Beckham, Derek Jacobi, John Sessions and Brian Blessed are believed to have volunteered." [... more]


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