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UK News
12-12-2001
who: Norfolk police
what: Foil car thief thanks to plastic dog poo
where: NORWICH
when: Last week
snippet: A thief who broke into Andrew Birch`s car stole only the 69p joke toy after finding the stereo cover removed, says the Sun. 25-year-old Andrew was called to the police station to identify the item, which on its own linked the thief to several other break-ins in the same car park: “I just went and looked at the poo and said, ‘Yep, that’s my imitation plastic doggy poo all right’. [... more]


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