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Entertainment
18-10-2001
who: Islamic comedienne Shazia Mirza
what: Is "the world`s most wanted Muslim woman"
where: BIRMINGHAM
when: This week
snippet: The 26 year-old, who tells jokes about Osama bin Laden, is thought to be the only Muslim woman in Britain performing stand-up comedy, says The Telegraph. As a result, she has been asked to appear with Oprah Winfrey on US TV and has been invited to perform a one-woman show in Lahore, Pakistan. Meanwhile, The Daily record says that Rory Bremner has joined Rowan Atkinson`s outcry against proposed legislation which could see comedians put in jail for telling religious jokes. [... more]


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