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World News
09-08-2002
who: Ten aquarium visitors
what: Fall into 400,000 gallon shark tank
where: New Orleans
when: This week
snippet: During an out-of-hours viewing, the tourists were given access to a walkway normally used by keepers to feed the sharks, says The Scotsman. But when it collapsed, they found themselves "trapped face-to-face with about two dozen nurse sharks and sand tiger sharks." Meanwhile, closer to home, The Independent reports that £3m worth of salmon on the Isle of Lewis "have been destroyed by an invasion of jellyfish..." [... more]


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