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Entertainment
10-12-2002
who: Sir Elton John
what: Reacts furiously after The Mirror slates his new single
where: LONDON
when: Yesterday
snippet: The Mirror is delighted that Sir Elton exploded with rage following a review of his latest single - a collaboration with boy band Blue - that said "no barrel remains unscraped in the pursuit of cash". "Sorry happens to be a beautiful song sung by Frank Sinatra among others," raged the temperamental crooner in a fax to the paper`s offices. "As a musician, I know this. As a w*****, you wouldn`t. Have a nice day." [... more]


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