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UK News
21-11-2002
who: Prince Charles
what: Recalls his father`s mocking during school days at Gordonstoun
where: St James`s Palace, LONDON
when: Yesterday
snippet: "My parents came and watched, along with other parents," the Prince told an audience of leading stage figures, recalling his school performance of Macbeth. "I lay there and thrashed about and all I could hear was my father and `ha, ha, ha`. "I went up to him at the end and said: `Why did you laugh?` and he said: `It sounds like The Goons`."
Meanwhile The Sun says Charles has picked Kylie Minogue to be the "surprise" guest when he attends a charity performance of the West End Morecambe and Wise tribue The Play What I Wrote tonight. [... more]


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