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Sport
04-12-2003
who: Chelsea
what: Beat Reading 0-1 in Carling Cup tie
where: Madejski Stadium, READING
when: Last night
snippet: "At the home of the Royals, football`s new aristocracy came to rattle their jewelry," says The Independent`s Jason Burt. "They missed chances with a bacchanalian swagger, dispensing with opportunities like a drunken lord, but never faced any serious prospect of suffering a hangover." Last night`s other winners were Spurs, Middlesbrough, Bolton and Aston Villa, at the expense of Manchester city, Everton, Liverpool and Crystal Palace respectively. [... more]
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